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Directed by Anna Urbańczyk, The Cauliflower of Destiny stars Maja Michnacka, Gabriela Muskała, Sebastian Stankiewicz and Pola Król. It runs 1h 17m. The comedy, drama and fantasy movie was released on September 21, 2026 by Bahama Films (Poland), originally in Polish.
The story: Stifled Ania, trapped in a grimy grocery store, is suffocating under her mother’s toxic control. Salvation arrives via a discarded cauliflower that, unsettlingly, starts talking. At first a witty mentor, the vegetable’s advice soon sours into a grotesque push for revenge. As her rebellion escalates from petty pranks to radical acts, Ania must decide: is this edible oracle her savior or a deranged voice of self destruction? A darkly comic journey where freedom tastes like rot.
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